House Plant Playdate

Good house plant parenting means a healthy dose of fresh air and sunshine. Bring your little ones for safe, supervised play. Swap stories of growth with other like minded plant parents. Plant snack provided

Mommy Plant Yoga

Relax and stretch your stems with us at Mommy Plant Yoga. It's a great opportunity to bond with your plant child in a safe, stress free environment. (Daddies are welcome too.)

Sign up for Lil' Sprouts Soccer League and get your plant child the exercise they need! We believe in inclusivity, collaboration, and team encouragement. Watch your plant child's self esteem soar on the green grassy soccer fields!

House Plant Sledding

Wrap up your precious plant child in a cozy down jacket and take them to a snowy hill to enjoy this classic, wintertime tradition.

It can be hard to meet other single plant parents like yourself. Plant parenting can be a full time job, we know. We want to make dating easier. Now you can meet others members of our Plant Parenthood community at monthly meet-ups, hosted at local bars.

Is regular daycare too affordable? This is for you. We prioritize your own reassurance above anything else. Drop off your house plant for safe, supervised play, and overbearing attention.